Safety is our top priority — second only to your comfort and third to dessert availability. In case of unexpected atmospheric shifts, dust storms, or mild alien interference, our fully pressurized resort domes seal automatically. Backup oxygen lines are routed through every room, and each guest receives a smart emergency pack with a locator beacon, hydration gel, and a friendly instructional hologram named "MARTy." Our team trains weekly for every imaginable scenario, from power loss to rogue Mars rovers. We’ve even run drills for “just in case Earth forgets about us.” Bottom line: relax — we’ve got you, even if Mars doesn’t.

Martian weather is a rollercoaster. Expect big temperature swings between sunny -5°C afternoons and chilly -70°C evenings — all within the comfort of a fully climate-controlled dome. Outside activities include insulated suits and guided gear, so you’ll never be exposed unprepared. For indoor fun, pack breathable layers and something bold for our Gravity-Free Gala. Pro tip: sunglasses are weirdly useful indoors thanks to the solar diffusers.

Space lag is real — your body’s circadian rhythm will be all out of sync. But we’ve got your back: our resort lighting adjusts to Earth-time cycles to ease the transition, and personalized vitamin sprays are available upon request. Most guests feel fully refreshed within 2–3 days, or 1 Martian sol. Bonus: Martian days are 37 minutes longer than Earth’s, giving you extra time to enjoy the view (or nap).

Edible and unforgettable! Our chef rehydrates every dish with emotion and locally-mined salts.

We grind beans imported from Colombia. Expect a slight delay… they travel economy.

Absolutely. Our hydroponic gardens grow kale faster than you can say "terraform."

Yes, but drink responsibly — your tolerance changes in low gravity, and Martian karaoke gets weird.

Gluten-free, nut-free, or asteroid-free — we’ve got you.

Lava tube hikes, rover races, and a zipline across Olympus Mons. Yes, really.

Not really, but they’re thrilling from behind our dome’s 10cm glass. Bring popcorn.

Yep! Stretch under the stars and forget Earthly tensions. Literally.

That depends — do you believe in yourself?

Cancel anytime. Time is a construct — especially out here.

Yes! We pump in a blend of O₂ and subtle lavender scents nightly for deep-space relaxation.

24/7. Just tap the red button. Not the other red button. Trust us.

No water waste here — you'll be misted by intelligent nano-sprays that also compliment your skin tone.

We do. Our Martian hospitality droids leave a chocolate meteorite on your pillow every evening.

“ilovephobos” (no spaces, but definitely love).

Just 6 months from Earth — or 15 minutes if you nap the whole cryosleep. Either way, snacks are included.

Only if you hate jumping three times higher than usual. We suggest bringing bouncy shoes and humility.

One carry-on, one personal item, and zero existential crises.

Cats, yes. Dogs, maybe. Goldfish… let's just say "air-tight containers are required."

Enjoy a layover at our Lunar Lounge Spa — complimentary oxygen and moon cheese await.

Edible and unforgettable! Our chef rehydrates every dish with emotion and locally-mined salts.

We grind beans imported from Colombia. Expect a slight delay… they travel economy.

Absolutely. Our hydroponic gardens grow kale faster than you can say "terraform."

Yes, but drink responsibly — your tolerance changes in low gravity, and Martian karaoke gets weird.

Gluten-free, nut-free, or asteroid-free — we’ve got you.